Now from one athlete extreme to another....
HERE IS A RIDDLE: How to do you make sure you play in the NFL,probably make 5-8 Pro Bowls in your career, and STILL end up living under a overpass or working at Gold's Gym as the head personal trainer( sorry Taylor Jacobs, I couldn't resist :)
Step 1: Work extremely hard in the offseason.
Step 2: Through the miracle of human reproduction, populate America with young people who share the last name “Cromartie.”
Antonio Cromartie’s original excuse for his subpar 2008 was a hip injury. Recently, Cro decided to take a page from Jamie and blame shit on something OR SOMEONES else: his seven "pikny" and five paternity suits.
Cromartie has been named in at least five paternity suits in the past two years. Think about that for a second...
Cromartie’s just 24 years old, if you were curious. Seven kids puts him on an incredible pace. Somewhere, Shawn Kemp is sitting back and saying to himself, “Damn, that guy takes virility to a whole nother level.”
In addition to the broken hip and the paternity suits, I think we can also safely assume that a lack of bodily fluids contributed to Cromartie’s down year in ‘08. SOMEONE GET THAT MAN A G2!!
I hope all his hard work this offseason pays off. Those kids deserve to take an Antonio Cromartie Super Bowl bonus check and split it seven ways.
Damn, I was hoping to see this TD-celebration dance from him !
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